Since: Apr 2011
This could be an amazing opportunity for some reality TV.
We all know that editors are reclusive souls with poor people skills that never venture out into public, so a meeting of more than three editors in one venue would be an unprecedented event.
Watching them share their favorite Pokemon figurines from the tops of their monitors with each other would be an extremely rare occurrence worth capturing for future anthropological study.
Just be careful not to frighten them with any sudden movements.
Hmm let me see, do i fit the qualifacations..
Pokemon figure, nup i got a dancing Homer Simpson doll wearing a towel and fluffy slippers, little button on his hand and he sings dances to the song macho man and he's so big he sits on my PC tower.. So i fall down there.. blast..
reclusive? sort of, a friend stayed with me for two weeks, after two days I came close to shooting him.. So that i think is half a star for me..
Poor people skills, probably one star as i instantly hate everyone i meet as they're complete aresholes with no fucking imagination what so ever, every single dipshit one of them !!!!!!!!!
Going out in public? well probably half a star as i do go and get my own groceries but everything else i do on line.. i mean who wants to stand in line to pay a bill at the post office with the great unwashed only to be served by a career dummy..
I don't mind sudden movements which is why I eat plenty of baked beans and have the bog next door to the editing room with the door permenantly open, extra benefit of a bit of exercise, the only bit of exercise.. So I guess no star there..
Ah well that gives me sod all stars but on the other hand i just got a package today from Mr adobe with Premiere 5.5, after effects, full photoshop and audition..
monday is the big ritual ceremony when 6.5 is finally laid to rest in The Grave of the Unwanted Software out in the back yard.. Full military honours of course..
however on occassion i do visit the homeland of Auckland, the site of my definately miss spent youth so to see other dungeons would be rather cool, as long as the inamte isn't at home of course...
Perhaps i should film it and post it on line.. :)
2013 - Nimlin Productions - Full House - Obsessive Relationship Movie
2012 - Nimlin Productions - Hira's Tree - Urban Legend
2011 - Divide That By 9 - No Country For Fake Women - Crime
2010 - Off To The Accountant Films - The Meek Shall Inherit - Twin Movie - Regional Finalist